Quick question;

How would I go about becoming an ambassador for Coffee Cup? What would I need to do if I did become one?

You have to suck up, and then suck up some more.

Now Tom, you only have to suck up to be ambassador, you have to repeat to become senior advisor's

Simon - I think there used to be a link, if you click on the embassy tab/menu option. It will recognize you as a non-ambassador then give you the option to request to sign up for selection. It could take a while, depending on how busy Scott and gang are.

Well Tom..., if you have to suck up to be an Ambassador, what in the world did you have to do to become a Senior Advisor???

It was forced upon me and I can't escape it no matter what I do. It's amazing.

Senior citizen, a common polite designation for an elderly person in both UK and US English

So Senior Advisor :: should be me!