Eric, that was fantastic. I was actually singing it.

Two new verses last

Christmas is coming Scotts Porsche has a flat
You know who's with the 6 dwarves so no more said about that
Paint brush has all 4 products neatly under her tree
With her S Drive now brimming with ...pple filled tea (coffee didn't rhyme)

Erics dogs got a new bone, Phills given milk to his cat (well who knows)
Jo Anns throwing snowballs at Inger in her wooly hat
George Barons on the telly James t Kirks ship's on the tree
So here's merry Christmas from Bah Humbug, thats me.

Now my email in box is brimming because i have missed a few out
Prism's designing baubles not logo's with image studio for nowt
Steven, still bashing your keyboard whilst tapping your feet
Per may be at a snails pace but her music's outstanding and sweet

Bren, mysterious lady those devilish eyes, hidden by glasses beneath a surprise
Janys reminds me of my head teacher, with one stair you could meet your demise (Avatar not you)
Mark you look up to the heaven's dumbfounded or intrigued, of which i'm not sure
Got to go now, and make up some more SCCP orders to pay for my wifes Xmas present once more

Brilliant!

Yes, brilliant Viv. Very creative minds here.