Sigh. I admit defeat. Heh. The reason I got so caffeinated over this is I picked two test machines at work with the belief there's no way they would have such an (I thought) obscure font. Guess what I found this morning, on both of them? Color me "amazed."
I tried it with a Linux machine and, of course, no font.
At least I'm into the code enough now that I was able to ascertain something wasn't tracking, hence my confusion over where the font data could have come from. Live and learn.
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